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Bree
Run around in no wall cave! Run around! Green trees instead of walls! Feel like elf! Fly high! HIGH! Fly all around. See place like funny big room with shops. See town of Bree. Fly there. People want me to do things. They ask, not like It. Me kill Theives, they give me house! It never gave me house! It only gave me shiney armor that got Blasted. Mayor want me to kill Trolls. Trolls easy. Trolls will die. Farmer Maggot want mushrooms? He will get mushrooms. Melinda Proudfoot want a Merton Proudfoot. Me will find one and get it for her. Me go down in Barrow Downs. Princess remind me of elves. She want things dead, so me kill.
It-Elf Man
Man appear and want things dead! Did not see! Only thing can talk and me not see is It! Man not It, Man sound different. Man maybe be same kind of thing as It! Want kill man! Man disappear. Me kill things to make Man come back. Man appear again! Man say he join me! NO! ME SAY NO! He say OK. He say he teach me things. Man very much like It. Me cannot see Man or It. Man and It can teach. Man is like It. Man not hurt me. Maybe man is like elves and like It. Man has cloak, elves have cloak. Man is It and Elf Man. Man teach me Stealth.
More princesses! All want things dead! Man again! Lost sword again! It not loose things. Elves not loose things. Man only loose sword. Kill all Air Spirits, man come back. Want to go with again! Say NO! It-Elf Man teach me Summoning.
Easy-Kill
Get out of Barrow Downs. Go kill Trolls. Tom, Bert, and Bill all dead. Bring back sword to Mayor. Mayor say keep sword. Dragon arms can't use sword. Keep in house. Mayor say kill bad man on horse. Me cough and cough until Uvatha the Horseman goes away. Mayor give me sticks to eat. Mayor strange.
Get mushrooms for Maggot from dogs. Dogs dumb. Dogs not see big invisible dragon taking mushrooms. Maggot gives me sling and more mushrooms. Find good drink in Black Market from Zorak the Smart. Potion of Experience. Sell Glamdring to buy drink and drink drink. Get Level 33 from drink.
Go into Maze. Kill two sons of Mim, Kim Son of Mim and Ibun Son of Mim. Keep both bodies. Kill Angamaite of Umbar and Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman. Give Scroll of Word of Recall to Merton Proudfoot. Go down in maze more. Accidentally read Scroll of Word of Recall. Go up to town, talk to Melinda Proudfoot. She gives me Rod Tip of Recall.
Recall to dungeon. Kill Sangahyando of Umbar. Keep dead Sangahyando. Kill Mugash, Kobold Lord. Kill The Minotaur of the Labyrinth. Get dead Minotaur. Put in house. House of bodies.
Go to Orc Cave. Cave. Cave remind me of being orc. Kill Ufthak of Cirith Ungol and Orfax, Son of Boldor. Kill Gorbag, the Orc Captain. Me POWERFUL orc. Me not orc. Me would be most powerful orc, if was orc. Kill Lagduf, the Snaga in place full of orcs called Deathwatch. Accidentally recall out and cannot get back. Kill Ugluk, the Uruk. Kill Azog, King of the Uruk-Hai. Me great orc. Find Wand of Digging of Thrain.
Lothlorien
Too much stuff in house. Carry much to new town, Lothlorien. Kill wolves for house. Beastmaster want tiger body. Me no want tiger body. Get shiney rock for wizard. Kill many spiders. Get Potion of Augmentation and drink VERY good drink.
Go down in Mirkwood forest and meet another princess. It-Elf Man also back again, lost sword again. Dumb man. But It-Elf Man teach me better stealth again. After down stairs, Dumb Man lost sword again! To Clear Centipedes! Teach me better Combat. No teach me how to loose sword.
Save princesses. Kill Boldor, King of Yeeks, and many many yeeks. Kill different one, Nar, the Dwarf. More princesses, then a Dumb It-Elf Man. Kill Gorlim, Betrayer of Barahir. Dumb It-Elf Man teach me Barehand-Combat. Bats! Disenchanter Bats stole the sword now! Dumb Man. Teach me Disarming. Maybe bats taught Dumb Man disarming. Now Giant Blue Ants stole sword.
Find big room with Rat King. Can't dig. No wands. Can't get in big room and kill Rat King. Kill Banshee, get Level 34. Find Rock Mole! Make Mole dig through walls into room! Kill Rat King. Blasted Power Dragon Scale Mail of Immunity gets blasted AGAIN! Trap bad trap. Stupid trap. Stupid Man teach me Spirituality.
First time hard to save a princess! Lorgan, Chief of the Easterlings hard to kill. Dead, though. Me smash Lorgan. Then find and kill Vort the Kobold Queen. Did not smash, so got body. Then Man teach us Symbiosis. Kill Lugdush, the Uruk. Many strong orcs to kill. It and I kill. Get back out of forest.
We and It
Buy many Scrolls of Summon Never-Moving Pet. Go to bottom of Maze and get many friendly lumps. Make a Silent Watcher fall asleep. Go in Silent Watcher. Like going in dragon, but It not make me hurt. Watcher and I are we. We and It are all one dragon.
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