ToME WikiMy name is Bert, and I'm a Troll. I'm hungry, and there's nobody tasty to eat in Bree. Those sickly beggars don't leave me feeling well, so I need to go out of town to find something nice.
After wandering along a forested road for a while, I come across a pool of shallow water. And what do I see before me? A 3-headed hydra. My, that would feed me for a week. So I ready my spear, and run at him hacking and screaming!
Gee, he sure does move a lot faster than I do, and when I get up close he seems a lot more fearsome. I can't bring myself to try to hit him, out of fear that he'll do something really nasty. I'm not sure what he could do that's nastier than killing me, though.
Game Over
(How's that for the life of an average ToME character?)
written by NeilStevens